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Howard Dean

Smart guy.  50 state strategy.  Nicely done.  Organizing all the gay male prostitutes’ in America with names, phone numbers, addresses and client lists.  Brilliant.  CSPAN is getting a makeover.  Will anyone notice?

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1999 – The Army Plans For Iraq

War games are held, with the most sophisticated simulations that money could buy at the time, and the results weren’t what the neoconservatives’ analysis showed them after running their own war games, with the most sophisticated asian hookers that money could … Continue reading

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Grumpy Old Men

The Army Times is coming out tomorrow with a call for Rumsfeld to go, and Cheney has come out and said that the public can’t take his toys away, nor will he testify in Congress if ordered to do so.  … Continue reading

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Pastor Ted’s a Queen

I wrote about this guy here, Born Again Christianity’s Jihad on America, having been aware of mega-churches for quite a while, Ted Haggard seemed more political than Chistian to me, and his “flock” ate up every word he spoke without … Continue reading

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Cork, sandbags, prayer and the invisible dartboard

I am anticipating the announcement of Osama Bin Laden’s death, expecting it to be the biggest news story of the day as I wake up every morning. Bombing campaigns near the Durand Line, an arbitrary border line separating Afghanistan and … Continue reading

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Ironsides, Mike Hammer, Popeye Doyle…can we find someone to finally investigate the theft of our democracy?

(SOURCE – Miami Herald) After a week of early voting, a handful of glitches with electronic voting machines have drawn the ire of voters…several South Florida voters say the choices they touched on the electronic screens were not the ones … Continue reading

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Observations

I’ve been messing around with perl and how to link input from an html file to a database for most of the day’s nap time, knowing now that it’s only a matter of seconds before they’re up and ready to … Continue reading

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lovely life

Misery all sticky arrives in words from far away Packages of bile needing to be gulped down More and more arrive dripping as you sleep Another time in another life it will go down easy

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George…just stop, alright? Don’t talk anymore…

Who does this numbskull think he’s kidding when he says something like this? “The United States does not torture”…is this said solely for the benefit of voters with autism? If so, the ones who can understand enough to vote are … Continue reading

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Democratic Obstruction

I note that any time you have the party of Limbaugh, Hannity, Delay in power, when the public grows weary of their failure to legislate effectively, it will always be the other side’s fault. When Iraq is over and done … Continue reading

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Gilbert Gottfried is here with us today

“He is exaggerating the effects of the disease,” Limbaugh told listeners. “He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act…This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.” For some … Continue reading

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Idiots Rule – Who are we at war with?

Stupidity at high levels of government should offend everyone, especially when an example of it has to do with life and death. I posted a map of the Sunni/Shia breakdown in the middle east a few weeks ago…wasn’t overly complicated, … Continue reading

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Brother Comments on these Rape Charges

Rape charge recommended for Israeli president JERUSALEM (CNN) — Police in Israel are recommending that the country’s president be charged with rape and other crimes against several women, a police announcement said. Police issued a statement Sunday announcing that they … Continue reading

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Harry Reid is dead to me

Reid got $1M in land sale As I see it, when you’ve got a mandatory minimum sentence for some kid a few grams over the statute limit for whatever substance they’re caught with…if that’s how our government wants to carry … Continue reading

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All is forgiven!!!

During my brief stint as a local sports media flunky a few years back, Kenny Rogers suckerpunched me in the clubhouse for no reason, and for a long time I’ve been replaying the moment again and again in my head, … Continue reading

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Take My Advice

Regardless of how she’s making you feel at the time, congratulating a female state trooper on her sex change is never a good idea.

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Rumsfeld’s Not Busy?

This has been bothering me for a while now, and with conditions on the ground in Iraq being what they are, the military in general today compared with five years ago, when is the Defense Secretary’s boss going to finally tell … Continue reading

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This Creepy Guy Named Foley

I’ve been swiming upstream lately with the new semester starting this week, trying to get smart on the material and ahead on assignments, so politics has been far down on the list…though, the reaction from Republicans on this matter of … Continue reading

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Official Procedure: How to force feed a Guantanamo detainee

Anesthetic is administered to the patient in an innovative, cost-sensitive manner that respects the sanctity of his/her religious beliefs (aversion in the Muslim faith to alcohol/drug use).  This is carried out by corrections officers, who place the patient in a … Continue reading

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George C. Wallace Community College Cancels Early Admissions Program

Following the lead of Harvard, Princeton and other schools of higher learning, George Wallace will now also be cancelling their early admissions program, citing as others have, the amount of undue pressure being put on students to over achieve at … Continue reading

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Sopranos Mystery Solved! Vito in Chicopee, MA

A little while before this last season started they were filming scenes in Chicopee, MA – about 15 minutes from where I live, and where I’m actually going to for an appointment tomorrow.  The actor that plays Vito says in … Continue reading

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Expose – Pain in my ass

Vanity Fair keeps hounding me for pictures of Cleo, for their next cover…I sent them this list of links and told them to find what they wanted on their own.  She’s got an agent now, so suddenly I’m being handed … Continue reading

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Clinton on FauxNews Sunday – Transcript

The entire thing is under the fold – a blockbuster, hell of a read, probably will be the first time in my entire life I look forward to waking up on Sunday for a program on this channel…the setup:  Chris Wallace … Continue reading

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Java Headaches – My Slow Brain – Korean Dominatrix – Army Rant

I told myself I wasn’t going to bore all of you with the details of what’s bugging me

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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on Face The Nation

While I’m not a big fan of John McCain, I have always been impressed by John Warner…Lindsey Graham was a fellow I’d seen a lot from in some instances, but overall I’d have been reluctant to call myself a fan … Continue reading

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bBlogBouillabaisse

Quick hits – out of sorts at the moment – dug into the dirtbag here (all short videos – my favs on YouTube), enjoy! William F Buckley – “Iraq War is a Failure” … Phish performing Tube (check out the … Continue reading

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comment from elsewhere

In an idiotic war you need an equally idiotic populace who will put up with conscription or be fighting an opponent with a less idiotic populace than your own in order to win. In a fight as deranged as this … Continue reading

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Ret. General Wes Clark “Thoughts On 9/11”

I think there are two clear paths ahead. This nation can listen to the dictates of fear and hubris as the administration alternately ignores Al Qaeda and then trumpets their success. Alternately brags about success in Iraq and then ignores … Continue reading

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9/11 remembered, Osama still making videos

When I remember 9/11, the images that haunt me are those of the people jumping to their deaths, and the many times afterwards when Osama would show up on my TV screen. To this day there aren’t any people jumping … Continue reading

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BC Does it Again to Clemson

Since I disagreed with that idiot running the Rolling Barrage, Paul bounced. His #1 thing was Clemson football, and after last year he told me to watch out because Clemson was bringing back all their starters on offense. Now…BC held … Continue reading

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