“Poor people go to hospital for minor surgery of some kind, abdominal surgery, or for women gynecological surgery, and come out of the operation with a longer recovery rate and a larger scar than expected. They learn later on that while they were in for this minor surgery a kidney was taken at the same time.” (1)
A new Dutch reality show from the producers of Big Brother, features 10 contestants competing for 1 kidney. (2)
Another reality show by those same producers, Fat Teens Can’t Hunt, will see 10 overweight British teenagers sent to Australia’s outback to live and eat in the wild. (3)
An elephant in eastern India has sparked complaints from motorists who accuse it of blocking traffic and refusing to allow vehicles to pass unless drivers give it food. (4)
Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom’s brother instead. (5)
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London eatery. (6)
An overweight inmate was executed by injection after a delay of about 90 minutes while prison medical workers struggled to find suitable 
veins in his arms. (7)
Iraq’s president heads to U.S. to lose weight and hopefully improve his overall health. (8)
All men who receive a Prostate Cancer Screening outside the ballpark will receive two free tickets to a future Milwaukee Brewers game. (9)
Oral sex linked to throat cancer – “worse than tobacco” (10)
Shit, I should start smoking again.
I’m not letting my wife read that last one.
I hope “S. R.” is a female…