bList – Opening Day

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75/1 – Odds on the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series this year (Vegas)
12/1 – Odds on the Boston Red Sox
4/1 – Odds on the Evil Empire
7 – Months of state-side recovery time given to HQ 4th Infantry Division from Fort Hood, Texas before the deployment to Iraq that begins now (1)
10.5 – Months of state-side recover time given to 1st Brigade, 10th Mountain Division from Fort Drum, NY before also deploying to Iraq
13 – Percentage rise in civilian deaths throughout all of Iraq according to their government’s own data (1a)
1,645 – Number of Iraqi civilian deaths in February
1,861 – Number of Iraqi civilian deaths in March
2002 – Year in which MZM founder Mitchell Wade, currently under indictment for corruption involving Duke Cunningham (R-CA), was awarded its first federal contract (2)
50 – Number of competing contracts MZM bid against
140,000 – Dollar amount of the contract for providing computers, office furniture, and specialized computer programming services to the office of the Vice President
3
– Number of years Mitchell Wade worked underneath (then Secretary of Defense) Cheney
12/4/2006
– On this date the New York Post publishes a column written by marine Corporal Matt Sanchez concerning harassment of the military on the campus of Columbia University (3)
2 – Number of times Sanchez subsequently appeared on Fox News (Hannity and Colmes – VIDEO) (The O’Reiley Factor – VIDEO)
3/2/2007 – On this date the American Conservative Union honored Matt Sanchez with the Jeane Kirkpatrick Academic Freedom Award at the 34th annual CPAC (4)
200 – Dollar amount required for a man to pay Sanchez for sex (5)
3 – Number of gay porno films Sanchez is known to have starred in
12,000 – Amount of money the Marines have accused Sanchez of stealing from various donors to fund a fictional deployment to Iraq (6)
3 – Number of weeks it took to cure the former President of the National Association of Evangelicals (Reverend Ted Haggart) of his homosexuality (7)
202 – Number of appearances at the White House made by right wing non-journalist, gay prostitute Jeff Gannon (Guckert) during the Bush Jr. Presidency (8)
? – Number of sexual encounters between Karl Rove and Jeff Gannon in the Lincoln bedroom during that time
47 – Number of Republican Senators who voted in favor of a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage in June 2006 (9)

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5 Responses to bList – Opening Day

  1. Ron says:

    The Jeff Gannon, err Matt Sanchez stuff was hee-larious!

  2. If someone had made it all up and used it in a novel before now, it would have been panned as hateful and paranoid by many.

    This last episode with Sanchez really exposes how desperate they are for poster children at this point. Telling Ann Coulter the truth that Pat Tillman read Noam Chomsky, she simply says, “I don’t believe it”.

    So there…

    There’s probably a book in this concept. Worthy of more research, that’s for sure. What I find on right-wing sites when something like Sanchez or Foley is brought up, all they have in terms of ammunition now is Stubbs, Frank, Teddy K…nothing from under 15 years ago. Quite telling, though I attempt to resist the urge to hammer the point home, as it’s only a matter of time before something else happens to the Democrats involving murder or sex…well, come to think of it, McGreevy was a train wreck. Two books already out on that whole thing.

    I can’t wait to not read both of them.

  3. Van Helsing says:

    75/1 – Odds on the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series this year (Vegas)

    $20 to win 1500, wouldn’t be a bad bet.

  4. I agree. I thought the 10:1 odds on Al Gore I saw the other day were good, but a hundred on Chicago at 75:1 was the best bet out of all the ones that Vegas link had posted.

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