Shamrock Banks $100K

If John Brown had won, I’d have figured it was good luck to be whacked in the head with a dildo several times before a competition. As the last couple episodes of ego trip’s White Rapper Show (VH1) clearly showed that Shamrock was the one who deserved it, the only thing I could figure John Brown had going for him was that a dildo to the head somehow equaled good luck. And even though it didn’t, what Persia and her boyfriend brought to his stupid head in that first episode, may have actually foreshadowed something that ended up being revealed in the season finale. Not that there’s anything wrong with this…but John Brown’s gay lover was flown in along with Shamrock’s best friend to surprise the MCs prior to the final battle that would decide the winner. I couldn’t decide who to feel bad for the most. Either the scrawny burbsian come to wish his boy good luck only to be completely ignored, insulted and shunned by Brown, or the sucka-MC himself who was most likely outed by surprise on national television. Whatever the right thing happens to be, I chalk it up to karma just doing its thing. First with the dildo-wielding psychopath Persia having to be taken to the hospital after passing out from having to run a couple blocks, only to forget her lines for the tenth time during elimination, and finally being gone for good. It went something like…“Persia be fast, Persia be slick, Persia be uh…uh, oh my God…ok, here we go, Persia be cool, Persia be bad, Persia be uh…uh”. In John Brown’s case it was karma as well, since he was a douche bag from start to finish, always babbling about something called ‘Ghetto Revival’ in every episode, and failing to convince a single person in any of them that he wasn’t the stupidest person they’d ever met.

Needless to say, I’m looking forward to season two.