Expose – Pain in my ass

Vanity Fair keeps hounding me for pictures of Cleo, for their next cover…I sent them this list of links and told them to find what they wanted on their own.  She’s got an agent now, so suddenly I’m being handed a supponea to appear in court over some bullshit building code involving the litter…it’s getting out of hand…now I know how Garry Coleman’s folks felt!

Fellow friends of the felines:  Black Dog (ironic) – Dusty 

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13 Responses to Expose – Pain in my ass

  1. Dusty says:

    aw..your such a softie..must be the daddy part of you..

    I lived for five years in the Fens..best part of my life 🙂

  2. S. R. says:

    Did you live by Dick’s Sporting Goods/

  3. That I am (softie)…sometimes I’ll just sit here and scroll through pictures of them when they were tiny and get all sentamental, honestly hoping they wake up (nighttime) and start crying so I can go get them and head to the rocking chair.

  4. Dusty says:

    aw Al, your making me misty dude.

    Sonic..I lived on the corner of Hemingway and I forget the other street..but it was the 200 year old Hemingway Hotel which was converted into apartments..and I had the penthouse..big corner apt on the 7th floor with a view of Fenway park 🙂 and a working fireplace!

  5. captain_menace says:

    A bunch of Massholes eh?

    😉

    So what’s the final estimate on the grand “Big Dig”? Another $50 trillion?

    I love Boston! I could easily live in Marblehead. I’d have to borrow the money from a millionaire of course, but I could easily live there.

  6. Move to W. Mass! Interviewing for a job tomorrow, heavy statistical analysis, report generation, marketing strategies, distribution of a couple publications, etc… (holding back on the details until i either get hired or shot down)…boning up on the terminology, need to get to sleep though…shit, where’s the pepto?

  7. captain_menace says:

    May the force be with you young Jedi. Good luck.

  8. Insomnia – nervousness, seasickness, butterflies, irratible bowel syndrome, schizophrenia, hoof and mouth disease, dry itchy scalp, fever, athlete’s foot, restless leg syndrome, sore throat, ingrown toenail, conjunctivitis, gingivitis, having to watch that show titus-itis

  9. Hardly slept at all last night, but that\’s normal for me the night before something big…I KILLED!!! This is a job I can be great at, I\’ve just got to nail the second interview and separate myself from the herd…or…I need to put it behind me and realize I did the best that I could.

    Still going to remain mum on the particulars, no need to jinx anything, but the outcome was positive and I expect to still be standing for the start of the second round…which is good, since I never really was cut out for the rodeo circuit, especially now that I\’ve busted the old cockells three separate times…and there\’s that problem from time to time when I go manic and think that I\’m Regis for an hour or two…

    Sure, I\’m a big hit down at the bingo hall when that happens, but coming to with nothing but a migrane and my underwear/socks/pockets full of nickels is downright depressing…

    So if I don\’t get this job I guess I\’ll go back to flying charter planes…

  10. S. R. says:

    Job interviews can be nerve-wracking. To me at least, any type of change can be nerve-wracking.

  11. captain_menace says:

    You know what was just recently nerve-wracking to me? I tried watching that movie United 93.

    I could not do it. I started watching it, but the feeling of impending doom was overwhelming. I had to turn it off. I think I got about 20 minutes into it. My wife watched it later without me. What a girley man!

  12. It’s kind of like a Jew trying to watch Schindler’s List if it came out in 1950.

  13. S. R. says:

    Jesus, who wants to relive 9/11 when we are still feeling the effects of it today?

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