Google Breaks 420 Today

Many smart people in California are lighting up with Benjamins today.

Knowing the IPO was less than a year and a half ago and it opened at 80, who else out there is hard at work trying to build a flux-capacoter? I think that’s the main reason Simon Cowell is doing another American Idol, only with inventors. Once it’s on the show, the inventor forfeits the rights to their creation.

Isn’t it obvious? He’s tyring to find a way to use his celebrity status to travel back in time so he can buy more Google stock. Cowell’s not smart enough to build his own flux-capacoter, so he delegates it to the American public. See…that’s why he makes the big bucks.

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