Our Government’s Priorities

Posted on 9/21/2005 by Al Swearengen

Terrorism, drugs, gun crime, poverty, white collar hedonism, trafficking of humans in the sex biz, unfunded guaranteed subsidies for the disabled (oh yes, we’ve got those too), identity theft, religious cults…and the attorney general’s hit list has pornography at the top of his agenda. Not child porn mind you, but the LEGAL kind!

What a wonderful use of our borrowed Chinese bankroll! In a statement released just now, Gonzales says that right after the classified goals of ‘Operation Dirty Dildo’ are achieved, he’s planing on sending his underlings to Foxwoods casino, the Coors brewery and a few spots along tobacco road. By the time 2008 rolls around I’m sure we’ll all be well aware and thankful for the amount of legal activity our Justice Department has checked up on for us. But you know who’s really psyched about this new policy?

CRIMINALS!!!

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One Response to Our Government’s Priorities

  1. Chris Austin says:
    9/24/2005 at 12:38 am

    Update on this…I think:

    Customs officials go after unusual pornBy United Press International
    Last Update: 9/23/2005 10:06:52 PM Data provided by

    BOSTON, Sep 23, 2005 (United Press International via COMTEX) — Inspectors for U.S. Customs and Border Protection at Logan International Airport say they are trying to keep “bizarre” pornography out of the state.

    “Our main focus is on terrorism,” Ted Woo, spokesman for the CBP’s Boston office, told the Boston Herald, “but this is something our agents are definitely on the lookout for. If it’s so-called normal pornography, it’s not going to be an issue, especially if it’s for personal use.”

    The confiscated material is sent to U.S. Attorney Michael Sullivan’s office, where it is ultimately destroyed unless someone is willing to fight for the sordid contraband in court.

    Sullivan’s spokeswoman Samantha Martin said no one caught with porn involving consenting adults has been prosecuted in recent memory. Virtually any material exploiting children, however, is expressly illegal.

    The Washington Post reported this week FBI headquarters has put out a call to agents to join a new national anti-obscenity squad targeting the “manufacturers and purveyors” of porn.

    Source

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